Wednesday, May 24, 2006

PokerStars Blogger Championship

I'm trying this again. I sucked hard at this last year, but I'm determined to make the money this year. We shall see!

Online Poker

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 7330476

Rambling...

I hate geese. Justin and I were traveling to the Guard Tower (sorry, they have no website), our local gaming store, and the damn things stopped four lanes of traffic! WTF?!? If, I say, if I was going to remove an animal species from the planet, the geese might have to go. Of course, if I had that kind of power, I'd probably not be focusing it on geese...

Speaking of trips to the Guard Tower, Justin and I picked up Settlers of Catan last night. This game is tremendous. It's a resource management game that requires that you accumulate resources and trade with others to develop your land. Gordon came over to Ye Olde House of JP, and we played. Justin won our first game, but I believe that future games shall be more competitive (if that's possible), since we all have a better understanding of the game (our first five turns were horrendous!). Methinks we get Seafarers of Catan next.

My birthday was on Saturday. I received a game from my wife called Sam's Monopoly. She (with varying degrees of assistance from pretty much everyone I know) created a Monopoly game based around me! She put a lot of work into it, and it was a wonderful gift. I'm a pretty lucky guy, I'd say! Maybe I can get G to post about the game...hmmm...

This is the end.

Pants.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Gun ads in Boys life encouraged....

youngsters to shoot hawks?
yup.

Look here on Boing Boing. Must be true.

'Course, they were protecting the farm....

Monday, May 15, 2006

Err.. why??


Err.. why??
Originally uploaded by estherase.
Just 'cause...

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Magic Emperor Fun

This past weekend, Bennie Smith - magicthegathering.com columnist - proposed a "Days of Emperor Fun" (scroll down to the section headed "IntoTheAether Invites YOU") on Magic Online. The reason for this was the lack of games using the 2/2/all spell ranges and the prevalence of the 1/1/1 format (please check out Bennie's column for more information on what these numbers mean). I enjoy the occasional emperor game offline, so I fired up Magic Online on Saturday night to give it a whirl.

I quickly found a game where I could play as the emperor, so I loaded this deck:

(Note: All cards can be looked up using the handy-dandy Gatherer tool on magicthegathering.com!)

Land (23):
4 Forest
1 Plains
3 Brushland
3 Quicksand
4 Selesnya Sanctuary
4 Temple Garden
4 Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree

Creatures (7):
4 Selesnya Guildmage
3 Wood Elves

Other Spells (30):
4 Sensei's Divining Top
4 Glare of Subdual
4 Faith's Fetters
4 Devouring Light
2 Scatter the Seeds
3 Seed Spark
3 Honden of Cleansing Fire
4 Honden of Life's Web
2 Hour of Reckoning

The idea: create lots of tokens via the Guildmage, green Honden, or Vitu-Ghazi, and tap down the opposing flankers' creatures via Glare of Subdual. It also has Devouring Light, Quicksand, and Faith's Fetters to further neutralize their guys. So...how did it do?

This deck sucks.

It requires way too much help from the opposing team (they have to play creatures!) and doesn't help my flankers as much as I'd like. The first game saw me basically do nothing until one of my flankers was killed and the other conceded. I decided to join another game...this time as a flanker. The "now-infamous" deck...

Land (24):
11 Mountain
5 Plains
4 Boros Garrison
3 Quicksand
1 Miren, the Moaning Well

Creatures (20):
4 Boros Swiftblade
2 Firemane Angel
4 Frostling
4 Frostwielder
2 Sunhome Enforcer
4 Viashino Fangtail

Other Spells (16):
4 Sunforger
4 Char
4 Lightning Helix
4 Shock

This is a non-tournament worthy Boros deck, but it has some neat tricks. With Sunforger, you get to make a pretty lethal Swiftblade or Angel, and then post-combat, deal some direct damage via Sunforger's "search-for-a-burn-spell-and-kill-things-for-free" ability. The pingers (Frostwielder and the Fangtail) add some decent utility if the game stalls out. This makes a pretty good flanker deck, since you can send your burn directly at the emperor if you need to.

Of course, you could always just throw a Char at the other emperor's creatures. From Bennie's article today (I'm GL2270):

"When he tossed a Char at my Nephilim, my first thought was “Hm, isn't that going to kill him?” Then with horror I quickly realized that I would control the copies of Char that Ink-Treader Nephilim spawned, each hitting me for 2 points of damage. A quick count of the available creature targets around the board and I knew I was toast, literally."

Bennie was at 14 life, and there were seven creatures on the board he could target...

"gg"

I felt kind of bad (not too much, but a little), so I switched back to my original deck. I ended up being a flanker this time, and my emperor was none other than...

Mark Gottlieb, Magic Rules Manager.

Pants.

I'm a touch starstruck. It passes. However, I wish I had brought my Chars. No Chars, bad deck, and me. w00t! Actually, we're competitive, but Bennie's deck does it's thing, and we go down for the count.

All in all, a great time was had. Thanks to Bennie for setting everything up, and for the pub in his article. I hope we can do this again!

Maybe I'll remember the Chars...